The
Psychic Traveller
My
Favourite. No one else's though.
Hop
Tu Naa
A Halloween
Tale
Through
the Wormhole
Science
Fictiony Thing
Deliverance
on the Parish Walk
An on-going
short story about the mysterious results of taking a short cut in a
long distance walk.
Declan's
Excellent Rock 'n' Roll Adventure
A true tale about a gig I played back in the day. Written
in 1991, I've typed it up again and tidied some of the punctuation.
The
Throwback
A story
about football.
The
Mad-Sunday Winner-Takes-All Free-For-All Rumble.
An old one I never got round to
finishing.
Nissan Huts &
Baldwin's Jag : A History of Jurby
A Look at
the history of this noble Manx Village.
The
Planet Earth's No.1 Being
A not
entirely successful foray into Magic Realism.
The
Shoprite Car-Park Path to Happiness
Written on
the bus to work. Edited at lunchtime. And
Posted in a web cafe before my bus home. A twisted love story that is
one of my favorites.
Mannin
Beg
I like this
one why didn't I finish it?
The
Fire Mushrooms
A Dark
Fairy Tale.
The Collected Works of Ritchie
Ritchie's
Journal pt1
Part
2: The Date With Chantelle
Part
3: Mr Patel Takes A Stand
Part
4: Mr Patel's Plan.
A long
quartet of journal's regarding the adventures
of Ritchie, a Manx Nationalist exiled on the Dole in England.
Ritchie's
Manifesto
Ritchie Stands for Bromley Council on a Revolutionary
Platform.
Letters
To Santa
er... Letters to Santa
The
Muffs
Ritchie's exclusive report from the 2002 Manxnet Users of
the Forums Foundation Awards.
Day
27
Day
34 : The Musical
All does not go according to plan when the Manxnet Gang
enter the Big Brother House with Hilarious Consequences
The
War On Malapropism : A Special Report
Ritchie reports on the diplomatic efforts to prevent war.
The
Manx Government's Minister For Information
Extracts from a live web chat between The Isle of Man
Government's official spokesman Ritchie al Riki and
members of theManx Net Forums
Inside
the Gang of Four
Ritchie goes undercover to unmask the evil organisation
that is destroying the forums.
It's
Ritchie Barschak
The Queen Mother's birthday party is interrupted by an
imposter in a bad pubic wig. Includes some lyrics to songs
by top 80's beat combo The Stevens.
Ritchie's World of Pop
Ritchie's Hot Pop Gossip (updated semi-regularly)
I
Love 2003
Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be
Construct-A-Post
um... not Ritchie's best.
Steven
the Dragon and The Fire Mushrooms
A Fairy and Dragon Tale
The
Isle of Man Excreta
Read all
about it! Read all about it.
Communication
Breakdown
Distribution
of Inter and Intra Function Data.
Inside
Tynwald
An unfinished tale of the Manx Politics.
1984
How the interweb used to be.
Ritchie
: Cultural Commentator
Ever noticed how everything is connected? Ritchie has!
The Manx
Net Pantomime : Sir Dick Whittington
Poverty and a shortage of cheese befalls Manx Punk's family.
Collaborations
With
Matthew Kneale
Matthew
and the Hamster
A strange collaboration with my friend Matthew Kneale
when we were bored at work. It has been described as "deeply
disturbing".
The
Banger Banger
Sex, scandel, and
cars.
By Alan
Quirk (with a minute amount of assistence from Declan)
When
You're Girlfriend's A Lesbian
A poem by
Alan about one of his favourite subjects. I helped him a bit at work,
by
supplying words that rhyme with or are euphamisms for Lesbian. The
hours
fly by, I can tell you.
